Frightening... but true.

Memory verse of the week

Philippians 4:6
Do not be anxious about anything but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.

Requests: Permanent housing

Please pray with us for permanent housing.

I hate apple

I hate apple. There... I said it. Every time I sync my Ipod... something catastrophic happens... Last time I synced the stupid thing... the songs didn't appear on the ipod. Now my computer doesn't even recognize it is there. This happened with another ipod as well. I think they are doing something to make previous generations of ipods fail. But right now I am just pissed and full of conspiracy talk!

Music Mondays

Heaviest Element Known to Science

Heaviest Element Known to Science

(Hat tip to Mike at WL)

Scientists in the US have discovered the heaviest element yet known.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

hysterical funny

Music Mondays

Music Mondays

Really?

My children are trying to kill me!

Yesterday... crappy day... After having bible study and 11 children in the house, I picked up all the tea pots and placed them on the counter, fed the kids lunch and turned on Hulu and watched The Tonight Show. I wasn't even through headlines when I hear water hitting the floor. Clearly they had finished lunch and wanted to "clean up" I told them (Without leaving Leno) to clean up the water. I assumed they were trying to wash dishes. I realized there was a very sharp knife in the sink and decided to go remove it...

I think I smell fish...

I walk in to discover my kettle filled with hot tap water, 1 full can of fish food and 1 full can of formula... and they spilled it all over the floor. This milky, fishy mix is flowing across the floor and under the fridge and the oven.

It took over an hour to clean it up. I think I still smell fish.


Then today they poured out a brand new bag of fruit loops on the floor and were dancing on them. (Oh how they make a great noise!) John was just rolling in them, sucking on them and depositing them in the pile.

Good Housekeeping Magazine doesn't have good pointers for hot, wet, fish food, formula mix on wood floors... nor do they have a solution for getting crushed and slobered on fruit loops up either. (Hint: the dust buster is useless)

Stimulating

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up

For a giggle

Jack Box was hit by a bus.

http://hangintherejack.com/

Music Mondays

Music Mondays

Music Mondays

For now on I will be doing Music Mondays every Monday to enlighten you on the amazing music stuff I find online.

Imagine the possabilities!

HELP!!! PRAY CONSTANTLY!!!

The world is going to hell and I am strapped to the wreckage!

All you have to do is keep a running tab of the things our President has done today.

Lifted restrictions on overseas abortion funding?!?!?!

So the United States is in a budget crisis and he is sending abortion money overseas?!?!?

And with millions of people who hate the United States, we should close all secret detention facilities around the world, right?

When something is broken... you throw it out right? That is how we got into this mess! We need to turn back the clock to when people FIXED things... not just bought a new one when the old one didn't look good.

Apparently I am ending my radio silence...

I encourage all people, who are concerned about where this country is going, to write Mr. Obama and who ever you can get to listen.

New Layout

My blog has a new look. I decided I needed to have a side bar with places for nice buttons like the "Fight Foca" button.

I may change a few times while I try to get this right.

School day - yippee!