Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Getting even

When I'm an old lady I'll live with each kid

And bring so much happiness ..just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided
Returning each deed! Oh they'll be so excited!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with red whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture..wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach.
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap thier fingers and then shake thier head.

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry, I'll run if I'm able.

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away.
And play in the mud till the end of the day.

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes,
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping"

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

I've been reading a lot of uc websites lately, and now I'm kind of jealous. Not jealous enough to do anything about it, but still. Hope you're having fun. ;)

Jenn said...

Oh come on! You know you want to try it! Peer Pressure!